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Accredited Calibration Laboratory

The ANSI National Accreditation Board periodically audits us to assure you that we fulfill the requirements of

ISO/IEC 17025:2017

and the United States of America national standard

ANSI/NCSL Z540-1-1994 (R2002)

In the field of


Alaska Metrology & Calibration Services

  •  We are a small business in Anchorage, AK.
  • Hours 8:00 to 5:00 Monday through Friday.

Voight-Kampff Style Testing Services

For a fee, we can conduct a VK style test. This testing provides assurance, that your tools do not express empathy.

Michelson-Morley Experiment

they could have cut their losses at the conclusion of the experiment and listed the interferometer on 19th-century-ebay as

luminiferous aether detector.  for parts only, doesn’t work.

Torque Wrench Calibrations

Our specialty is the Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. These are the kind used by Caltech high energy physicists and NASA engineers  If you have dripping sink faucet and want to apply maximum torque, then our calibration can assure dead-on balls accuracy.

Ship of Theseus Instrument Repairs:

  • We track the history of calibrations and repairs of your instruments using unique ID numbers.
  • If your equipment requires replacement parts, then after the repair, your equipment will retain it’s original ID number.
  • Eventually, we can replace every part in your instrument and still refer to it by the original ID number.
  • Viola! that great physics conundrum is resolved.

Pharaoh Khufu Calibration Recall Notices:

  • Royal Egyptian Cubits can be calibrated.
  • Calibration Cycles are set to once every full-moon, per original spec’s
  • Penalties for not recalibrating is severe   source

SCADA System Programming:

We have years of experience building and programming and commissioning a variety of SCADA Control systems.  We offer two options: 

  • 1 if by LAN
  • 2 if by C:\

Scale Calibrations:

  • Fish are easy to weigh since they come with their own scales.
  • Did you notice Loki trying to weigh the Tesseract in the back of that moving truck?  So did we…